Stupid parrot

I heard this story from a friend the other night.

A man in a commercial flight found himself sitting next to a parrot.

The man asks the stewardess, "Could I have some orange juice please."

The parrot tells the stewardess, "A beer, stupid!"

The stewardess leaves, and returns with beer for the parrot and nothing for the man.

Next, the man asks, "Could I have some wine please."

The parrot says, "Whiskey, stupid!"

The stewardess leaves, and returns with whiskey for the parrot and nothing for the man.

This pattern goes on for some time. At some point the man decides that "Maybe these people need to be insulted before they do anything for you." So, the next time around he tells the stewardess "A beer, stupid!"

The stewardess leaves. She returns with two large gorillas who promptly grab the man and the parrot and throw them out of the plane.

On their way down the parrot tells the man: "Look, buddy, if you don't know how to fly, don't do these things!"