Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Filipino names converted to American

Old joke from the 90's...

Leo Mangubat: Tiger Woods
Rogelio Dagdag: Roger Moore
Francisco Portero: Frank Porter
Bienvenido Hurado: Ben Hur
Juan Tampipi: John Samsonite
Victoria Malihim: Victoria's secret
Restituto Fruto: Tuti Fruti
Casimiro Bocaycay: Cashmere Bouquet
Veneracion de Asis: Venereal Disease
Alfonso de Asis: Alzheimer's Disease
Topacio Mamaril: Top Gun
Eliuterio Ignacio: Electronic Ignition
Juanito Lakarin: Johnny Walker
Esteban Pagtakhan: Stevie Wonder
Burgos Reyes: Burger King
Ligaya Almundo: Joy to the World
Maria Natividad: Mary Christmas
Ligaya Anonuevo: Happy New Year
Federico Hagibis: Federal Express

1 comment:

Spoggly said...

Really funny. :)) I'll be reposting this in my blog, k?