If you love someone...

Original: If you love someone, set her free; If she comes back, she's yours; If she doesn't, she never was.

New:

Pessimist. If you love someone, set her free. If she comes back, she's yours. If she doesn't, as expected, she never was.
Optimist. If you love someone, set her free. Don't worry, she will come back.
Suspicious. If you love someone, set her free. If she ever comes back, ask her why.
Impatient. If you love someone, set her free. If she doesn't come back within some time, forget her.
Patient. If you love someone, set her free. If she doesn't come back, continue to wait until she comes back.
Playful. If you love someone, set her free. If she comes back, and if you love her still, set her free again. Repeat.
Computer programmer:
if (you-love (m_she))
m_she.free ()
if (m_she==NULL)
m_she=new she;
Animal rights activist. If you love someone, set her free. In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free.
Bill Gates. If you love someone, set her free. If she comes back, I think we can charge her for reinstallation fees, but tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade.
Biologist. If you love someone, set her free. She'll evolve.
Statistician. If you love someone, set her free. If she loves you, the probability of her coming back is high. If she doesn't, your relation was improbable anyway.
Schwarzenneger. If you love someone, set her free. She'll BE BACK.
Over possessive person. If you love someone, don't set her free.
HR specialist. If you love someone, set her free by offering her VRS and other benefits. Then outsource her.
MBA. If you love someone, set her free instantaneously and look for others simultaneously.
Psychologist. If you love someone, set her free. If she comes back her super ego is dominant. If she doesn't come back, her id is supreme. If she doesn't go, she must be crazy.
Somnambulist. If you love someone, set her free. If she comes back, it's a nightmare. If she doesn't, you must be dreaming.
Existentialist. If you love someone, set YOURSELF FREE. If she asks you why, say you don't give a damn.